"Property features plenty of natural light"

Seriously? This house obviously has electricity since the breakfast room chandelier is on. How hard is it to flip a switch before taking a picture?

Someone puh-LEEZE tell me how these people's clients can possibly be happy with this type of service.

Ugliest kitchen ever?

I thought Pepto Bismol was supposed to soothe your stomach, not make you nauseous. Not only am I baffled as to why someone would paint their kitchen this color, I'm more confused as to why someone would actually buy this house. It's under contract and is severely overpriced.

Kitchens That'll Make Your Mama Wanna Cook

Nice.